Steve Jobs killed off by Bloomberg!
Bloomberg yesterday killed off Apple supremo Steve GodJobs, sending him to Silicon Heaven (Or, maybe the other place) with a 17-page obit inadvertently published during an apparent update, Gawker reports. The short-lived homage - quickly pulled - contained a heartwarming tribute from Bill Gates who described Jobs as the best inspirational leader he'd ever met, while the man himself is quoted as saying: "Remembering that I'll be dead soon is the most important tool I've ever encountered to help me to make the big choices in life." Fucking Hell!!! Jobs can thank Bloomberg, then, for reminding him that the Grim Reaper awaits us all. The full text of the obit can be found here on Gawker. Anyway, knowing Jobs, he's got it all planned out and is going to spontaneously combust doing his keynote at Apple World!
He's also going to leave a parting gift for AppleFreaks!
http://notnews.today.com/2008/08/29/zombie-steve-jobs-has-system-upgrade/ - "They don't call it the Jesus Phone for nothing."
Posted by: David Gerard | August 29, 2008 at 01:31 PM