Following on from my last post about McCain's Polar Bear killin' Veep choice... This just in from my Alaska spies... Sarah Palin, before she was a beauty queen, danced at the Great Alaska Bush Company. Rumor has it that's how she met her husband, the snowmobile racin', deep sea fishin', North Slope oil riggin', Todd. He probably popped in for four fingers of "Red Eye," before getting back to shooting wolves from his helicopter. Mmmm... Something not quite intelligent about that design.
The "Governator's Shorts!"