One of my favorite sites is "The Secret Diary of Steve Jobs," which as you all know is now "FakeSteveJobs," since GodJobs threw his army of fucking lawyers at it, threatening to have the writer hung, drawn and quartered if he didn't stop taking the piss out of His Holiness. Anyway, I get a feed every day and it's always good for a chuckle, as in my own small way, I try to take the odd hit at Steve and his legions of Apple Freaks. Check out today's... Short and very sweet.
Proof that God exists and has a sense of humor
Jesse Helms and Bozo the Clown, dead on the same day. Nice work, O Great One. I honor the place where your sick sense of humor and my own become one.
Fucking classic. How about Cheney for the trifecta!
He doesn't plan on going anywhere!

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