My good mate, high jive, pointed me in the direction of today's AdWeek announcement that the Poisoned Dwarf's dedicated in-house agency for the Dell business, Impetigo... Ooops, Enfatico, has skillfully postponed creating its first ad for its one and only client by announcing the hire of a "Chief Talent Officer!" Rumor has it that her first task will be to persuade the creative department to stop doing agency ads featuring heavy construction hardware and get them to do the odd one with some Dell Computer hardware. According to the piece there are 800 employees on board so far, with another 200 to go... So just what the fuck have they been doing for the last eight months? The new CTO, Lisa Fabuloso... Ooops, Fabiano will no doubt have to travel the world checking out Enfatico's 15 offices in such hell holes as New York, Austin, San Francisco, Miami, Toronto, Sao Paulo, London, Copenhagen, Bangladesh, Beijing, Tokyo, Singapore and Sydney. Fuck Bangladesh, but the rest aren't short of five star hotels and hot an cold running hookers. Remember how I used to have a "Julie Clock?" Maybe I should start an "Enfatico Clock." to see how long it is before they come up with a Dell ad!!!
Every Enfatico office has one!
