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My good pal, Tanner sent me some pictures of Charlton Heston's basement. Check this fucker out... He could start World War III with this lot. Probably wanted to as he got older and fucking crazier. Still, like the Supreme Court just said, you have the right to defend yourself in case the Domino Pizza delivery guys goes postal 'cos you only tipped him 50 cents.
Yeah... That's a fucking flame thrower on the right wall!!!
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I had to chuckle at The Onion's headline during the week of Mr Heston's death which read,"
Gun Taken from Charlton Heston's Cold Dead Fingers"
I bet they've been waiting to write that for ages...
Posted by: Floyd Hayes | June 30, 2008 at 08:57 AM
My bullshit detector just went off:
http://www.hoax-slayer.com/gun-collection.shtml
Posted by: The Cartoonist | June 30, 2008 at 09:29 AM
C'mon, George, funny picture but stick to your knitting (you too, Bruce -- a shout out from our old Cravit days). The Cartoonist is right; this is an old web hoax and the photos are actually from the late Bruce Stern's mansion, who indeed had what seems to be more of an obsession than a collection. But while I never met Heston, my actor son did, and interviewed him at length on behalf of Northwestern theatre students; he was very gracious to my son and not at all loony.
Posted by: Brent Brotine | June 30, 2008 at 09:57 AM
Ralf...
You could be right... But I bet you don't have a fucking airplane in your front yard, like I do!
Cheers/George
Posted by: George Parker | June 30, 2008 at 09:58 AM
Brent...
Yeah... But I am loonY.
Cheers/George
Posted by: George Parker | June 30, 2008 at 09:59 AM
Guns don't kill. Criminals do....with guns.
Take them away from the NYC police while you're at it. How many innocent people have they killed over the years?
Posted by: Auntie Christ | June 30, 2008 at 10:10 AM
Hmmm ... a helicopter would be nice.
Posted by: The Cartoonist | June 30, 2008 at 10:27 AM
All that firepower and yet tremendously shitty hotel/office furniture.
Posted by: Donnie | June 30, 2008 at 11:47 AM
bullets can't buy good taste....
contrary to popular belief....
Posted by: the lower depths | June 30, 2008 at 01:03 PM
whether it's Heston's basement or not doesn't matter. I couldn't have a room like that because I'd constantly need medical for chronic priapism.
Posted by: pat smith | June 30, 2008 at 02:08 PM
“The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, “You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I’m just not close enough to get the job done.”
--George Carlin
Posted by: rich siegel | June 30, 2008 at 03:13 PM
So George, whatcha got in your basement?
Posted by: Edw3rd | June 30, 2008 at 06:14 PM
Edward...
If I told ya... I'd have to kill ya!!!
Cheers/George
Posted by: George Parker | June 30, 2008 at 07:55 PM
Is that a Japanese thigh mortar above the flame thrower?
Posted by: Tony | July 01, 2008 at 01:38 PM
What are those couches for? I don't think I would be comfortable sitting in them knowing what is behind me.
Posted by: Stephen Tompkins | July 01, 2008 at 03:24 PM
Tony -- The mere fact that you know what a Japanese thigh mortar is scares the shit out of all of us.
Posted by: Tanner | July 02, 2008 at 07:45 AM
I see that I'm quite late with my comment. My nephew loves the purple, 80s vintage office chairs. Where can I buy them or something similar? Even if this isn't really Heston's basement, I'm wondering if his family had a garage sale when he passed on.
Mary
Posted by: Mary Gregory | May 05, 2009 at 09:27 AM