The bliss of blogging... Mmmm... It's good!
Lots of good comments on my post of yesterday concerning weekend traffic and having to register on sites like AgencySpy. Firstly... Yes, George Parker is my real fucking name... You can read it in the "about me" section... Or go to my fucking website and get all the gory details. That's why I have my email address and all my phone numbers on public display... Anyone can contact me and say any shit they want. I don't fucking care. I have skin like a rhinoceros. Cartoonist and Adam are dead right... I don't want fucking MediaBistro having all my info, so they can spam me with seminar crap about 12 ways to write a killer kiddies book, or some shit like that. Anyway, the site is becoming rather boring, I'm afraid. Guys, try and say fuck, shit, piss and wanker more often. It will give it a certain literary class. Probably get up MediaBistro's nose though... Then that's the end of the big bucks. Oh well, you never thought you'd get rich blogging, did you?
Whoring's a good word too!
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But George... MediaBistro, AdWeek, Age, etc are full of journalists for crying out loud. They need/crave approval from their editors (and occasionally their advertisers) before publishing anything. They were taught to have credible sources; and they maintain a subscription to PRNewswire.
You - you are your own man! Your own billboard! Your own planet! Your own ecosystem!
Whilst I would love to read on your blog the first exclusive interview with Torrence Boone or hear a podcast debate between you and the P.Dwarf, my fear is that it would be the beginning of the end.
Posted by: Edw3rd | May 26, 2008 at 08:12 PM
AgencySpy.MediaBistro looks like shit to boot. There's crap all over the place, ads galore etc. At least the old AS was easy to navigate. Keep it simple, stupid.
Posted by: Auntie Christ | May 27, 2008 at 12:50 PM
Good point, Auntie Christ. Adscam, by comparison, is a virtual work of art with it's visual beauty and ad-free layout.
Posted by: scott | May 27, 2008 at 02:34 PM
But George, you don't look like a rhinoceros. Hmmm... got me thinking of what rhino equipment you might be hiding under those jeans.
Oops - my whore came out! lol!!!!!
Love the blog; keep it up.
Posted by: Judi | May 27, 2008 at 03:01 PM
Fuck MB and AS... Bring back spy and fuck Matt too...
Posted by: d | May 27, 2008 at 11:06 PM