More conference bullshit!
So I just got an email inviting me to cough up $875 to attend yet another ad conference. This one is co-hosted by AdAge and Digital Hollywood, whoever the fuck that is... And it's called "Advertising 2.0" How fucking clever is that... 2.0... Get it? 'Cos anything with a 2.0 after its name has got to be fucking hot... That's the kind of shit Julie Roehm used to shoot her mouth off about, remember? Anyway, it says that this conference is dedicated to all the facets of media and advertising today... But here's the best bit. The keynote speaker is Sue Decker, the President of Yahoo. That's right, the company that's in deep shit and desperately trying to sell itself to anyone dumb enough to buy it. Sorry guys, that's someone I wouldn't pay $8.75 to listen to, let alone fucking $875.00
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That sums it up!
I'd like to know why you're still getting invitations. Do these people not know it's just fodder for your blog?
The continued incompetence in advertising and marketing, while a downer sometimes, is always a treat on AdScam.
One day, maybe BDA's will implode, suits will wise up, and pigs will fly. And that day will be bittersweet for you, right? Although maybe you won't be conscious, or even alive, when that day comes.
Me, I'll be taking the 12 gauge out for pheasant and pig. Mmmm, bacon wrapped pheasant tits.
Posted by: pat smith | May 16, 2008 at 12:24 PM
HAHA!! Parker I love this place... The same freaking wanker e-mailed me this afternoon...
Posted by: the founder | May 16, 2008 at 12:37 PM
Fuck. You just gave them free advertising!
Posted by: Wisey | May 16, 2008 at 01:20 PM
Think of the tax deduction George, think of the tax deduction.
Posted by: Auntie Christ | May 16, 2008 at 02:05 PM
All I care about is the AdScam fest.
Posted by: Studio Maven | May 16, 2008 at 02:12 PM