What the Fuck!!!
My good mate Piers Fawkes of psfk fame, just sent me the link to the "Blog Cuss-O-Meter" a nifty device that measures the amount of swearing content on blogs and website's. The average blog cuss level is 9%... AdScam is running at a healthy 44.3%. Which is apparently 392% more than all the other sites that took the test. I really must do something about that... Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck... Anything less than 50% is unacceptable!
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Welcome to AdScam!
only 44.3%? What the shit?
Damn George, anything under 63% is a fucking waste of interweb space.
You need more than just a few 'fucks'... get creative.
Posted by: James Feess | April 22, 2008 at 09:59 AM
Apparently I have too much of a "potty mouth" for the AgencySpy crowd -- but as I say... fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck & fuck 'em!
Posted by: Onthedownlow | April 22, 2008 at 10:23 AM
To press the wheels of profanity ever onward I offer my humble contribution of fuck shit balls tits and wanky old shit.
Posted by: popgoestheweasel | April 22, 2008 at 10:31 AM
What about allusions to fucking, like "bend over and face New Jersey"?
Posted by: Studio Maven | April 22, 2008 at 10:39 AM
Well fuck fuck fuckety fuck fuck fuck. I too am a little disappointed. Do comments count in the meter? I'd love to help you out.
I can cuss with the best of 'em. I think it comes with being a goddamn foreigner. The English lessons were fine and dandy, but nothing beats schoolmates for an education in really foul fucking language.
Hey wait, do you know whether "douchenozzle" counts? If not you should petitition to add it. That should get you over the 50% mark.
Posted by: pat smith | April 22, 2008 at 10:53 AM
I've got 40.5%! Watch out George!
Posted by: Jane Sample | April 22, 2008 at 11:37 AM
Fuck, I need to swear more to boost my rating. Shit, wait, swearing here ain’t helping me.
Fuck (again).
Posted by: bg | April 22, 2008 at 12:10 PM
Too bad there isn't a widget that measures blogs by their authors' average blood alcohol content.
You'd surely take home the Grand Titanium Howie in that category.
Cheers, fuckers!
Posted by: rushing | April 22, 2008 at 01:54 PM
Fuckin A. Way to go, George.
Posted by: Tanner | April 22, 2008 at 02:12 PM
Blogalyzer.
Posted by: Studio Maven | April 22, 2008 at 02:35 PM
My count was so lame. I'm embarrassed.
Posted by: Wisey | April 22, 2008 at 03:46 PM
Sheeet! Any honky can "FUCKS" a donkey...the WORD is SHEET! Like whats wrong with this business....SHEET! What kinda trouble is CE in...SHEET! Come ol'Georgie, man up, you ain't no "V" boy....you don'ts like the hot steamy Man Sauce likes the rest of 'em. If'n the big Parker dude says it then it for
real....says it...SHEET! Whos ya daddy now?
Posted by: Big | April 22, 2008 at 05:21 PM
Big...
Is obviously from Texas... He put his comment on the wrong post.
Jane...
There is no way you will ever catch me.
Wisey...
Get a few "tinnies" and fucking work on it.
Pat...
Good point about douchenozzle.
Cheers/George
Posted by: George Parker | April 22, 2008 at 05:32 PM
Just an avid reader, not really a poster. Thought I'd weigh in with a "fuck you. You fucking fuck" to beef up the percentage.
Cheers.
Posted by: JBK | April 23, 2008 at 05:21 PM