Intel Inside... AMD's Ass!

Was it just a year ago that big-time processor chip wannabe AMD looked all set to kick big fat fucking, douchenozzle inside, Intel's ass?  Boy, for a few years there, it looked like Advanced Micro Devices was going to really start creating havoc with bigger rival Intel stranglehold on the processor industry with products that offered more bang for the buck. These days, it's now beginning to look like ancient history. The late discovery of a design flaw in their quad-core Intel Killer chip derailed its  launch by almost a year, and the chips are only slowly coming out now. Meantime, AMD's stock has lost half its fucking value, leaving its market capitalization around $3.8 billion. Obviously, some "The Shit is About to Hit the Fan Changes" needed to be made. So, the obvious one happened on Monday, when AMD, in the course of warning investors about another disappointing quarter, said it would start addressing costs by cutting 1,680 employees, about 10 percent of its worldwide workforce, by year's end. Meantime... Management will continue to get huge multi-million dollar bonuses... "Cos, fuck, it's like the ad biz... The troops get fucked, while the fuckers who fucked everything up get all the fucking gravy!

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No... Not those kinda chips!!!