Bad shit from the Land of Oz

I get lots of requests from all kinds of wankers who want me to link to their sites... Most of them are fucking lame, some even have no connection to the ad biz... Tonight, I got one from a guy by the name of Adam Hunt in Oz - Land of "The Dirty Digger." As he so kindly put it... "your blog is an island of wit in a country that's had an irony bypass." Well, I couldn't ignore that could I? He's just launched an online t-shirt brand at goatboy.com.au  which has to be a giant fucking yawn, right? Well actually no... "cos they're fucking clever and right up my street. He even has an ultra violent viral ad that's quite funny, particularly if you like violence. Anyway, he's offered me a FREE T-shirt... Just what I fucking need... But only if he sends it on the girl below!

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You don't get many of those in a pound!

Comments

[Onthedownlow]

At $45 USD a t-shirt -- you should take one... jaysus... only true douchenozzle creatives living in Williamsburg would be that "hip" to overpay for that

[Studio Maven]

Jane Samples t-shirts are much cheaper.

[George Parker]

Yeah...
But does Jane Sample have knockers like thst... OK Jane... That's a challenge!
Cheers/George

[pat smith]

That's a good spot. It's just a fucking t-shirt. What a pussy though.

It's not nearly as violent as you led me to believe. THIS is fucking violence in advertising:
http://tinyurl.com/283pzj

[George Parker]

Pat... Fucking OUCH...
Trust Angela to come up with that... Did they take him out back where the guy in the hockey mask and with the chain saw finishes off the fuck?
Cheers/George

[popgoestheweasel]

Well George, I've worked with and met dick dribbles like the one in the violent Chinese laundry commercial and frankly, this fucker had it coming. For similar effects, watch "Lucky Number Sleven" Cool as shit. And thos tossers had it coming too. Now then to T-shirts. Yes, Diana is dead, let's move on. Henri Paul,
the driver of her limo got stitched up, which is probably the greatest tragedy of the whole fucking sorry tale. But luckily the bodyguard remembers fuck all and the driver of the red Fiat Uno topped himself, so we'll never know, nor, more to the fucking point, very much care.

[George Parker]

Pop...
Dodi's dad isn't going to give up... He'll probably have some arabic hit men top "The Duke" Cos you just know he's an evil fucker.
Cheers/George

[popgoestheweasel]

Evil? Lord, fuck a duck, Phil the Greek is practically Satanic. Which probably explains why the wanker's still alive. I believe Dodi's dad smelled a big ass rat from the beginning, and having read the recent reports from the High Court and the conflicting evidence over the years, I'd say there's no smoke without fire. Now of course, this has got fuck all to do with advertising, but it's news from Blighty, of which I am a tad starved I must say. Anyway, time for a night cap or three. Here's KJB mud in yer MI6 eye.

[George Parker]

Pop...
Remember the movie they made about Christine Keeler? When they were at the sex party and the naked guy serving drinks asked them to hit his todjer with a little whip? That was supposed to be His Philship! All kinds of rumors back then about his "Strange" tastes. Time for a double perversion and tonic!
Cheers/George

[EJ]

I'm a little confused. So DraftFCB South Africa using an image of the WTC towers for a SABC Radio print ad is considered crass and in poor taste, but a t-shirt bearing the image of "the people's princess" with the headline "She's Dead. Get over it." is considered funny? You people are all fucked up with your uber-political rants and raves. Seriously, it was a tragedy what happened on 9/11 but the apparently unoffensive t-shirt says, "Get over it." George, you have countless images on Hitler on your blog. You don't find that in poor taste, especially of the thousands of Jews who were killed at his hand? Such a fucking double standard.