Facebook says "Fuck Howard Draft!"
Anyone who reads AdScam will know that I used to be a big fan of Facebook, compared to that haven for cretins known as MySpace. But I have recently become somewhat disenchanted with the number of wankers who want to be my friend, or poke me, or want me to join in some asinine quiz about medieval film stars, or something equally lame... But when I was informed that Nina had named me "Protector of the People" in the Facebook group "FUCK HOWARD DRAFT!" How the fuck could I refuse... So, I am signed up, I even posted one of my favorite "Gorilla" pictures for the entertainment of other FHD members. But you know what... Facebook still sucks... Apart from all the lamo widgets, what the fuck are all these ads for 5 Ways to lose belly fat? I know how to do that... Stop fucking boozing, then you can be a miserable slim fucker. Plus, is it just me and my PC Junior, or is Facebook taking like forever to load pages?
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Close enough!
Why do I feel like this will be a huge group? I know you can throw a sheep at someone, but can you throw a turd at them as well?
Posted by: Auntie Christ | March 07, 2008 at 05:50 PM
Is Julie Roehm an honorary member of the group?
Posted by: tif | March 07, 2008 at 07:30 PM
My new pet name for Howard is the "Rectalizer". Takes a dicking and keeps on pricking. Reasons have been enunciated a few times, to say the least.
Wear you heart on your sleeve.
Your liver on a scaffold.
And your bile in a colostomy bag.
(An old Bitter Mavenian proverb)
Posted by: Studio Maven | March 07, 2008 at 08:31 PM
Studio...
Mavenian???
Cheers/George
Posted by: George Parker | March 07, 2008 at 09:00 PM
Fuck Facebook. Me and Bill have decided you need to be on Twitter. And this is not a democracy, so get hip to the tweets, man.
Posted by: Angela | March 07, 2008 at 09:36 PM
I'm drunk and nuts.
Posted by: Studio Maven | March 07, 2008 at 10:17 PM
Angela...
Fuck, and you did it in 90 characters... You're not just amazingly beautiful, you're damn smart too... Why don't we do an oovoo sometime? I promise not to tell Steve.
Cheers/George
Posted by: George Parker | March 07, 2008 at 10:37 PM
I twitter—and I vote!
Posted by: bg | March 08, 2008 at 03:29 PM
I twitter—and I vote!
Posted by: bg | March 08, 2008 at 03:30 PM
Bill...
I twitter for those turned on by such nonsense... OK... Taking the piss here. But I have to admit the idea of being limited to 140 characters means being either super smart in terms of mesage content... Or you just text shit. Why do I have the feeling it's probably the latter?
Cheers/George
Posted by: George Parker | March 08, 2008 at 03:33 PM