Facebook Fucked?
You know how I've been going on a bit about how all these wankers I've never heard of want to be my friend and fucking "poke" me on Facebook? Well checkout this video from Britain. Brilliant. It seems like Facebook, which is bigger in the UK than the even worse piece of shit known as MySpace, is now declining in unique users in the UK for the first time since July 2006, falling 5% to 8.5m users in January. The video is dead on and begins with the line: "Facebook is a crime when people have too much time; Sending me requests, IQ and Brain Tests; It's no fucking joke; I don't like to Super Poke". I'm with the Brit's on this one. The sooner all these lamo social networks disappear, the happier I'll be. So, go and fucking poke that Facebook!
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Poke this... Wankers!
But what about all those Advertising dollars??!?!?!
You're blasphemous.
Posted by: Wisey | March 04, 2008 at 11:41 AM
Hint. The only social network I like is a bar.
Posted by: Studio Maven | March 04, 2008 at 12:06 PM
Wisey...
Ad Dollars? I thought you were in this business for the esoteric pleasure derived by making wankers by lots of shit with Linden Dollars on Second life?
Studio...
I'm with you... But a real bar... Do they have bars on Second Life. Do you buy virtual drinks that get you virtual pissed then do a virtual technicolor yawn... Or, for Wisey... Point Percy at the porcelein... Oz expression!
Cheers/George
Posted by: George Parker | March 04, 2008 at 12:12 PM
Darlin' George...
I just sent you a message on said evil spawn...
Enjoy!
Posted by: Onthedownlow | March 04, 2008 at 12:35 PM
It was a fucking joke George.
Second Life?! Ha! It doesn't even work on my computer.
Posted by: Wisey | March 04, 2008 at 01:00 PM
Second Avenue.
Posted by: Studio Maven | March 04, 2008 at 01:04 PM
Wisey I'm real for God's sake.
Posted by: Studio Maven | March 04, 2008 at 02:24 PM
George, as an avowed fan of Orwell, don't you think if he were writing today, he would craft a plot around
the nation's youth being reduced to a legion of aimless click twits by "befriending" their social networks?
Posted by: Nom de Blogg | March 05, 2008 at 04:50 AM