You know how I've been going on a bit about how all these wankers I've never heard of want to be my friend and fucking "poke" me on Facebook? Well checkout this video from Britain. Brilliant. It seems like Facebook, which is bigger in the UK than the even worse piece of shit known as MySpace, is now declining in unique users in the UK for the first time since July 2006, falling 5% to 8.5m users in January. The video is dead on and begins with the line: "Facebook is a crime when people have too much time; Sending me requests, IQ and Brain Tests; It's no fucking joke; I don't like to Super Poke". I'm with the Brit's on this one. The sooner all these lamo social networks disappear, the happier I'll be. So, go and fucking poke that Facebook!
Poke this... Wankers!