Drink your TEA, before it goes cold!

Just in case you think it's only the US that has the world monopoly on loonies... This just in... A Malaysian woman has been jailed for two years for hooking up with the "teapot worshipping" Sky Kingdom cult, contrary to Sharia law which prohibits born Muslims converting to other religions. Former teacher Kamariah Ali, 57, was arrested in 2005 when the powers that be clamped down on his cult and demolished its two-storey sacred teapot which symbolized the "purity of water" and "love pouring from heaven". What has this to do with advertising? Who fucking cares. I can name a dozen or more people in the biz who should be arrested for worse things that worshipping a fucking teapot. Unless they have a picture of the "Holy Urn" naked on their Cell Phone!

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Hey baby... Can I infuse your leaves?