You have to fucking wonder in this day and age why dumb ad agencies continue to pursue the same old fucking stereotypes. You know, splash this foul smelling after shave on and women will fuck your brains out. Now, the California Milk Processor Board has come to the blinding realization that at a certain time of the month, women turn into witches... Yeah, I said it with a "w." So, guess what the cure is? Fucking right... Milk! A really bad Spanish-language TV spot (which looked like it cost a fortune to shoot) called "Bruja" (witch) launched this month and begins with a mean witch scaring children. Then she starts to drinks milk, grows a conscience, and transforms into an overall likeable person. Because, obviously as any douchenozzle knows, drinking milk can reduce the symptoms of PMS! Yeah, fucking right. See the ad here. It was created by Grupo Gallegos whoever the fuck they are! What a wank.