Paris Hilton... The new Sarah Bernhart?
Did anyone notice - Or give a shit - That Paris Hilton's blockbuster movie opened last week to nearly empty theaters? Apparently The Hottie and the Tottie, which was hammered by the critics, lacked even the worst movies essential requirements, plot, acting, cinematography, a fucking story for Christ's sake. For the record, The Hottie and the Nottie took $27,696 on its opening weekend, an average of $249 for each of the 111 cinemas foolish enough to screen it, according to Box Office Mojo. A sequel is planned for next year. 
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It's enough to drive an Artiste to drink!
I heard that they're counting on the DVD release.
If they bundle it with her home movies it might be a hit.
Posted by: Wisey | February 15, 2008 at 11:12 AM
Frankly George, her Arrmani-clad ass belongs in the chokey along with fucking Winona Rider and all the other law breaking, DUI driving, light fingered gliter-fucking-rati.
Posted by: Popgoestheweasel | February 15, 2008 at 01:56 PM
Damn, they’ll give a SAG card to anyone.
Posted by: bg | February 15, 2008 at 09:35 PM