I am sure whoever decides what you can or cannot take on a flight these days is smoking something illegal. It's not just the ban on liquids, which according to numerous experts makes no sense as you need to mix this shit at minus 100 degrees or something, then wait 24 hours for it to become potent. You'd think they might get suspicious if someone's locked in the fucking toilet for a day with a portable freezer! They used to ban fag lighters, now they don't - Maybe the fucking terrorists want to kill everyone with lung cancer. No knives...OK... But 18 inch long knitting needles are just fine. Anyway, anyone who travels with a laptop, phone or camera, will be cheered by the news that you can no longer pack spare lithium batteries. Apparently there's a danger that they may catch fire... Mmmm... That's funny, I can't think of a single news report about some bozo bursting into flames on United flight 82, 'cos his fucking battery blew up. So, why the hell now? People have been carrying this shit for years. I know... Because they can. Wankers!
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You can't take that on board, Sir!
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