As nobody has come back to me with the final, final, "Sword of Damocles" figure for the number of bodies leaping off the tall dark, and in the case of O&M, very high buildings over the last couple of weeks, I have to assume all the regular readers of "AdScam," either don't know, or don't give a fuck, 'cos they're still holding down a job somewhere else. Either way, we have arrived at a rather sorry state of affairs. Back in the old "Three Martinis for Lunch" days of my youth, you could come back from the aforementioned three martini mid-day break, get disturbed from your afternoon nap on the office couch, throw a hissy fit to your secretary, then quit... 'Cos you knew that by exactly the same time tomorrow, you would easily be hired somewhere else that was better, more fun to work at, and you'd probably end up making more money... Best of all... You wouldn't have to suck the old bosses "Mutton Dagger" to guarantee your job came with a Manhattan view corner office! My various takes on the O&M bullshit, even though I have to confess I've made dumpster loads of cash from them in the past as a freelancer, are somewhat jaundiced with their new claim that they are 'trolling Madison Avenue' for the right opportunity to engage consumers in a blah, de, blah blah, bullshit/paradigm shift so we can help you and succor you to the point where we, and only we, can make you a star. Wow... That's pretty fucking heavy. Let's see how it works for the next four years. Either way, as I said in yesterdays post... It won't have any effect on senior management!
When I grow up, I want to be just like my uncle Donney and be a complet asshole while I waste my entire fucking life away..