The recent news that Starbuck's is closing 100 stores and cutting back on opening a new store every fucking ten minutes doesn't surprise me. I mean anyone with half a brain knows that, yes you can start off with a good product and even get away with charging an arm and a fucking leg for it, as long as most of your stores are in SoHo, BoDo, JoJo and FuckDo. But once you spread out to DumbFuck, Idaho, people don't want to spend the price of a six pack on a Frappo-Latte-Gringo-Chingo. Not when they can now go down to Dunkin Donuts and get a pretty reasonable cup of coffee for a buck. Fuck, if they're a cop, they can get it for free with a box of Homer Sprinkles thrown in. That's why 90% of businesses start off with a good idea, then they get delusions of grandeur and fuck things up. Why do they all want to be zillionaire's... What's wrong with being a millionaire? I settled for that years ago. Then I spent it all. Buddy can you spare a dime for a coffee. Oh, wait, I fancy a Starbuck's... Buddy, can you spare ten dollars?
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