Naked chicks on coffins... It's all on AdScam!

OK... It's that time of the year again when I introduce the next year's calendar from those fun loving coffin builders in Italy... Cofanifunebri.com. These are the guys that put the stiffness back into stiffs. Custom made coffins. Arts and Crafts, including coffin shaped watches and cigarette lighters, these guys have it all. As usual, the calendar features semi naked chicks lying around on very expensive, soon to be rotting in the ground, coffins  - Actually, the chicks are not quite as naked as in previous years - But still pretty sleazy. They also have a competition featuring a gallery of "Funeral Art," where you can vote for your "Favorite Tomb!" What the fuck is wrong with that? Check out the "Fashion Line Coffins." Particularly the "Stile Imperio." Talk about raising the dead!!!

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Talk about going out in style!!!

Comments

[TOM MESSNER]

Ya know, back when I was very young and looking for a job, I had a spec campaign for a chain of funeral homes.
The tagline was:
Service with a frown
Hadn't thought of it for years.