Fox outs 10 year old Al Qaeda terrorist pal of Obama!
Remember last week when Fox "Fair & Balanced" News suggested that Al Qaeda terrorists had set the California fires as part of their attack on the American Homeland? Well, it turns out that according to today's news, one of the biggest fires was set by a ten year old boy playing with a box of matches. I am now standing by for "This just in" from "Faux News" - complete with a giant American flag, a screaming eagle and martial music - Announcing that the ten year old kid from Santa Clarita, had just returned from five years study at a Madrassa in Iran. (Yes, I know, they don't have madrassa's in Iran, just like Saddam had nothing to do with 9/11... But we're talking about Fox Fucking News here) They will also point out it's the same madrassa Obama spent his formative years at. Fuckers! Stand by for more "Breaking News" on Karen Hughes, coming up next!
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You smelled it first on Fox!
Had to evacute our OC offices here George. Walls of smoke. Thoughts of nuclear winter. Nature interferring on man's footprint. Who cares how it started. Are we not the intruders? Sad. People died. That boy, if he has a memory. Scarred for life. What will be the ripple effects.
Posted by: Martin Calle | October 31, 2007 at 03:15 PM
the ripple effects are that Arnold will go on national TV saying all is well..W will grab a photo op faster than when Katrina hit (he learned his lesson)...and we'll invade Iran to stop future 10 years olds from playing with matches and give hummers and bikini waxes to all the women...
in other words, Washington missed the point again.
Posted by: the lower depths | November 01, 2007 at 06:18 AM
Martin...
Please email me, I have a VERY small favor to ask.
Cheers/George
Posted by: George Parker | November 01, 2007 at 11:17 AM