Breaking news from Ogilvy!

This just in on the AdScam spy line... Ogilvy's CFO, John Lanaway is leaving to join Interppublic as of November 1st. All I can say is , I hope to fuck they're paying him a shitload of money, as the prospect of dealing with Michael Roth and Howard "The Gorrila" would require me to ask for dunpster loads of cash delivered daily to my numbered Swiss bank account. The move follows the recent departure of Andy Berndt, Ogilvy's Managing Director and Co-President, to join the ranks of Google Universe for free gourmet food etc, Good luck John... You'll need it. So who's next... Carla to DisneyWorld?

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But what makes you think the next ship will be any better?