Word on the "Mad Men" grapevine is that Britney, Julie and Sean are going into business together. The new company, "ASS 2.0" will concentrate on the development of strategies aimed at getting back at people who have maligned their impeccable characters. Headquartered in Buttfuck, Arkansas, ASS 2.0 has taken space in a "double-wide" close to Wal-Mart global offices. Julie will personally decorate the offices, as soon as she gets her stepladder and painting equipment back from Wal-Mart as part of her $1.50 severance settlement. She was going to use the kids college fund, but that disappeared fucking months ago. Sean will kick in his computer, now cleaned of all Julie's breathless emails, as soon as his wife returns it as part of the divorce settlement. Britney will donate the lard she needs to have liopsuctioned from her rapidly growing arse. All three will be available for speaking engagements at any conference fucked up enough to want them there. Draft/FCB is rumored to be pitching for the account. The "Effen - Effen" is on the way as soon as Howard can get his fucking Aston Martin started!
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Britney's bum... Cottage cheese anyone?
Fucking hilarious!
Posted by: Steve Hall | August 13, 2007 at 11:04 AM
damn right it is!
Posted by: tiffany | August 13, 2007 at 06:22 PM
So, given the names involved, the corporate monicer would equate to "BJ's". Sounds somewhat right to me. I just don't want any photos of them swallowing, if you know what I mean....
Posted by: theo kie | August 13, 2007 at 11:04 PM
Oooh! Oooh! Howard can now afford more BJ's seeing how well this quarter's profits came out. Not that it marks any permament "long term" growth.
(Why is it so easy to manicure this holding company into such a rediculous position? I do wonder.)
Posted by: theo kie | August 13, 2007 at 11:08 PM