I'm with George Carlin... Golf sucks!

Lets get one thing understood right away. I think golf is the worlds most fucked up pastime. OK I know it's also the world's most popular, and every fucking suit at every BDA see's it as his (It's mostly his, not hers) God given right to schmooze the fucking client over a zillion dollar round of golf at Pebble Beach. But, I'm with George Carlin here... It's a total waste of time. Only don't tell the ad biz, 'cos they will seize every opportunity to shell out big bucks for everything from sponsorship to asinine golf club cozies in the shape of the AFLAK fucking duck's head. Why am I going on about this... 'Cos now a bunch of wankers are about to put corporate logos on the wheels of golf carts. And because they are cleverer than Einstein, they've come up with some gizmo that keeps the logo stationary while the wheels are turning. Fuck, what is next, a cure for cancer? All I can say is... Why don't these fat toads get off their lard laden arses and walk for a change?

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That's a hell of a logo you've got there!

Comments

[Richard-in-Tokyo]

George - AdScam is worth coming to just for the images at the end of every post. But this time, you've out-done yourself.

Screw the clocks, this is the best ever

[George Parker]

Richard...
Now you know why they're all golf freaks in Japan.
Cheers/George

[Jerry]

I agree with you and George. I don't understand that they call it a sport, because "you play a game". It is pure hobby and it makes no sense to see golf on the ESPN schedule.

[FratStein]

Agreed. I also find that golf is a means of keeping money with money. Only rich dad's teach their son golf and golf skills are often required to enter the upper echelon in more than just advertising.