Recent news that Kryptonite has been discovered at the bottom of a big hole in Serbia made me wonder if it had been planted there as a fiendish piece of guerilla marketing by Howard “The Gorilla” Draft. What the fuck is he talking about, I hear you say? Stay with me and I’ll explain. What did Draft/FCB recently pick up to replace its giant fuck up with Wal-Mart? That’s right… Kmart!!! Begins with a “K” See? Combine that with the fact that Howard thinks he’s fucking Superman, and what if Julie and Sean have done a deal with Lex Luthor to sap Howard’s legendary strength if he doesn’t come through with that start up he promised to fund for them after he’d had that second “Effen” bottle of “Effen” at NoBu? You see… It’s all starting to make sense, right? I told you I had spies everywhere.
When I've finished with them, you can look for Julie and Sean at the bottom of a big hole in Croatia!