What I want for Christmas... Now!
Today, I saw two things I want. The Toad pointed me in the direction of a a cell phone that just does phone calls... How fucking great is that. No camera, games, bat phone noises. No episodes of wanky TV shows you wouldn't even watch on a TV. It's called Jitterbug and it's advertised in today's NYT Book Section. And if you want one... You have to telephone them... There's no Web site... Is the world regaining its sanity? Then my friend Bob sent me a link to a video of the world's fastest production car. The Bugatti Veyron. Watch the video and see this beast hit 250MPH, which is faster than a Formula One, or one of those shitpiles known as NASCAR things. It needs TEN radiators to cool it... And it costs more than $1.2 million... I want one... Oh, and the phone.
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At 250 MPH the loudest noise you can hear is the engine... And your passenger screaming!
But George, I already had Mercury on my list. Shit. Now what do I do.
Posted by: makethelogobigger | March 04, 2007 at 07:57 PM
MTLB
OK... Don't want to hurt your feelings... FedEx it.
Cheers/George
Posted by: George Parker | March 04, 2007 at 08:25 PM