The end of Second Life. Thank fuck for that!
Piers over at PSFK has a great post about the news that Second Life is about to introduce audio capabilities for all the wankers that spend far too much time in the dream world. He heads it… “98% of female Second Life avatars to be revealed as Real Life Man by June.” As he says, he just made that up, but he might not be far off. You just know there are a lot of weird people who inhabit insanely attractive avatars that are in reality pigs. Scheduled to launch in June, it will be interesting to see how far this thing tanks when “Excitable Eric” discovers that “Horny Helen” is in reality a five hundred pound guy who works in a car crusher depot and has tattoos inside his fucking lips. As for what the tattoos are, I’ll leave that to your imagination. And if you’re a “Second Lifer,” you’ve probably got plenty of that!
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Hi... I'm "Horny Helen!"
I always wonder why the prudes have this fixation on filthy obese gender-bending sex addicts...
But anyway, Skype was always available as an option. Anyone who cared enough could demand voice conversation.
Did ya know that there are entire groups of virtual escorts in the world who specialize in skype/voice sessions? Perhaps you should take a moment from that odd fixation you have there and find out for yourself if they're really who they say they are (and why they charge so much).
Oh yeah, and Second Life rocks!!!!
Posted by: uhhhhh | March 02, 2007 at 04:46 PM
"find out for yourself if they're really who they say they are (and why they charge so much)"
....mmmm....imaginary foreplay.....wow....verbal sex....no conatct or clue as to the identity & gender....sounds great.
let me know how the virtual wedding goes and the cyber college the avatar-kids will attend? what's the tution? and of yeah, congrats on that sweet promotion at Work?Not!.com.
oh but wait...you have to pay with real dollars, don't you?
Posted by: marinobean | March 03, 2007 at 05:34 AM
All I can say to uhhhhhh..
Is UHHHHHHHH!!!
Even though you dress it up in fancy language... What you're talking about is telephone sex. Fuck, that's everywhere... Why do you have to go the Second Life route for that...
Oh yeah... All that avatar shit is a turn-on. Right?
Marino has it nailed.
Cheers/George
Posted by: George Parker | March 03, 2007 at 07:29 AM