Andy Berlin on the skids?

The news out of London is that “The Poisoned Dwarf” is about to merge Grey and Joke network “United.” Apparently, the deal is done and the lawyers are carving up the beast to make sure management gets their golden parachutes, while the wankers in the trenches get fucked… As usual! United’s head honcho, Robert Campbell is set to resign as soon as he gets back from a four week vacation… Dontcha just love the Brits? American CEO’s have fucking heart attacks if they take a four day vacation. Word on the street is that the entire “under performing” United network might be rolled up and put in Sir Martins dumpster. Which brings us to “Blow-Hard Berlin.” With less than a year to run on his contract as Global CEO of United, you have to wonder what “His Gnomeship” has planned for “Andy Pandy!” If it was up to me, he’d be united with United in the dumpster.

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