Kate Moss... Just keeps going & going & going & ...

Dontcha just love the way popular culture is so fucked up that after we have been bombarded with days of coverage of Anna Nicole’s choking on vomit… OD’ing on fat pills, or just having the clock run out on her allotted span… The hot news out of “Swinging London” is that “Supermodel” Kate Moss is about to launch her own line of perfumes, the first of which is to be launched in autumn this year. As Kate baby put it… "For me, Coty is the ideal partner to create my own scent. I've been delighted to work with Coty over the years and am pleased to collaborate with them on my first fragrance." Yeah, fucking right. Particularly when the scent has these subtle hints of Peruvian Marching Powder. Even better, Coty said Moss was to continue as the face of Rimmel London after widespread speculation that she would be dropped from promoting the brand following a story in the Daily Mirror that linked her to cocaine usage. Excuse me… Linked her??? They only had a full page picture of her doing about ten fucking lines while attending a recording session with her pathetic drug-crazed boyfriend Pete Doherty. I wouldn’t call that a “Link.” More like an alien probe up the arse. Gotta admit though, I don’t care what state her insides are in, her exterior is still pretty tasty.

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Always remember, if you do more than ten lines of blow, or one pipe of crack... Always wear a crash helmet!