Do not attempt resistance... Google is in control!

Marino has sent me a video entitled “The Google Master Plan.” It’s quite interesting and should get the conspiracy theorists off and running. Basically, it’s about how “The Terrible Trio” is plotting to take over the world. I say trio ‘cos while we laugh about Sergey and Larry arguing about where to hang their fucking hammocks on their private 777, Eric Schmidt is doing a Cheney master-mind thing in the background. The film, which looks like it was a thesis project at the University of Ulm, in FuehrerLand, points out that these three fuckers are working with the CIA to collect every kind of data on you, from scanning all your emails, to collecting your DNA, to what kind of underwear your girlfriend wears. With what’s going on in the US right now, it’s not beyond the realms of possibility. I mean if you’re richer than fucking Croesus, the only thing left is Matrix-Mind-Domination. Incidentally, the film is narrated by the Geico, Gecko. So they’re obviously after all the animals on earth as well. Pie and chips, anyone?

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The gecko is toast!

Comments

[Charles]

Nice, not to many SEO hot shots talking about this gig. The CIA are reeling from the good old days like 1953 when they used agent provocateurs to destabilise a democratically elected Iran
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Ajax

If democratically elected Iran is a bit of a mouthful in the poorer states and places like Crawford Ranch, and way out East Texas in the Green zone then just think smack, erm, I mean oil addition/fixes/cold turkey and what not.

Anyway clearly the 'It's an insult to the intelligence' agency, could do with some proper data after that WMD's fiasco, and where else does one go for hardcore facts these days. Yep even the CIA know about 'The Google'.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/359njd

But no need to fret, for a negligible sum, there are dedicated teams of search engine sweatshops in the far East, that allow you to 'downtime-outsource' confusing search terms while you sleep at night. It's like having digital Nikes at night - awesome really. I know because I'm getting spammed to hell by Lahore cross dressers and Shenzhen penis extension widgets so I guess all is fine and it's really is as cheap as chips! ;)

[Tangerine Toad]

Peanut Butter & Jelly
Cookies & Milk
Conspiracy Theories & Marino

[marinobean]

jeez...i just thought the thing looked great...who knew there were so many paranoid folks lurking about?

conspiracy theories are like ears: everyone has a couple, even you, toad, have a few humdingers i'd wager. keeps our minds off the shambles that is advertising.

by the way, if you take a look at the clip,it's the same people that did the oil + republicans clip i sent in awhile ago. now if only someone would hire them to do something like "who killed the electric car" or "an inconvenient truth"...