Burt Reynolds. Sans plastique!!!

Everyone seems to be all hot and bothered about the use of the infamous Burt Reynolds 1972 naked pose that originally appeared in an issue of Cosmopolitan that particular year, in the upcoming Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue. Well hey, fuck, he was a gnarly dude before he had the $10 million plastic job done on his face… Don’t know about the bod… Haven’t been that close. And as for the abysmal ManLaws campaign shit CP+B has recently subjected us to, that is until the client finally pulled the plug on that keg-o-shit, ‘cos even by American Beer Brewers sub basement standards, this piece of puss encrusted vomit… Really stank!!! Or, to use the vernacular of American purveyors of Nuns Piss excuses for beer, it was “Skanky!” Anyway, hats off to Burt. I just have a feeling he’s had a hell of a ride, and if he had it to do all over again… You bet your ass, I’m damn sure he would!

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It's not your ass, it's my ass. And anyway, you can't see it!

Comments

[Auntie Christ]

That was ballsy stuff...that and posing in panty hose. No wonder MILF Dinah Shore was doin' him.