And the Oscar for total irrelevance goes to... The Oscars!!!
OK... Before you all settle down with your nachos, burritos, pork cracklingo's, or whatever you shove in your pie-holes while watching "The Oscars." The biggest clusterfuck in the universe after the Super Bowl. Keep this in mind... You won't have to watch K'Fed doing his pseudo, bling, rap thing (yawn) for the umpteenth time. Yes, someone decided to turn the AFLAC duck into fois gras, and yes, you will have to watch the world's biggest collection of really fucking boring car commercials... Yet again. But here's the best bit... You will only have to briefly look at "The Oscars." Nude, golden guy statuette, who's head bears a striking resemblance to Britney's crazy "I have been in re-hab for at least 4 hours," and you are going to see this fucking picture for the rest of your life... Arrrgghh!! In the meantime... Check these out if you are going to do a totally gnarly awards ceremony!
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This is from Canada. It's for animation, or freakiness, or both!!!
This is the "Poe Award!" No, it's not for shitting in a bucket... It's for poetry... Although, come to think of it...
you knew the writing was engraved in the wall when Clint Eastwood won an award for best foreign film for "Iwo Jima"....
maybe Spielberg should take the hint redo the dialogue to Goonies in Turkish and entered it as a foreign film?
Posted by: marinobean | February 26, 2007 at 06:17 AM
you knew the writing was engraved in the wall when Clint Eastwood won an award for best foreign film for "Iwo Jima"....
maybe Spielberg should take the hint redo the dialogue to Goonies in Turkish and re-enter it as a foreign film?
Posted by: marinobean | February 26, 2007 at 06:17 AM
Good for Marty but geez, he shoulda won for Raging Bull way back.
Posted by: makethelogobigger | February 26, 2007 at 11:17 AM
Didja read the comments in AdAge from the new Aflac CMO? Classic self-flagelation.
So Georgie- are you heading to Vegas to catch the latest act at the Venetian? Julie and Sean are headlining the latest Marketing BoonDoggle...
Posted by: Sir Sod | February 26, 2007 at 06:10 PM
Sir Sod
I have promised everyone, but Toad in particular, that I would leave those two alone. But, if they should pop up with a real job, cos I know from experience that most of these conference gigs don't pay a fee, sometimes not even expenses, Then I will start kicking the shit out of them again. I still have about 200 clock images I haven't used yet...
Cheers/George
Posted by: George Parker | February 27, 2007 at 04:12 PM