Wow... Fucking Wow... How about the news that UberDataWonk Julie Roehm is out on her ass from Wal-Mart after less than a year... What the fuck is that all about? I mean this is the lady that sat on Howard "The Gorilla" Draft's lap while being driven around in his non-functioning Aston Martin. The last I read, she was even building a fucking house in Arkansas. Which demonstrates either dedication or total stupidity. She'll have to send all that Wal-Mart "Made-in-China" Naugahyde furniture back. And what about those polyester drapes with the big flowers on them? C'mon guys... Someone out there has the dirt. Send me the scoop. This has to be the best fucking story in the Universe. I promise not to name names. I'll even send you a free MadScam for your trouble. Someone out there knows... It has to be fucking great!
Julies Arkansas mansion is now on the market!