Never piss-off a pissed Brit!

If you by any chance will be doing any business in, or with anyone in Britain for the next month, forget it. A recent report in the British press estimates that several million workers will spend most of their working day in the pub watching the World Cup on the telly and getting severely pissed (That's English for smashed!) As a study two years ago discovered that 76% of British workers had two or three pints with their Pub lunch every working day, for the duration of the World Cup you can expect the number of pints to increase dramatically every time England play. And a final word of warning, if you intend to travel to Britain in the next month and Britain gets knocked out early, cancel your trip! You don’t want to be around sixty million very pissed, very pissed-off people.

And fucking "Oi" to you too!

Comments

[theo kie]

No kidding. We're doing a job w/ an effects house in London and have been warned they'll need additional time because they're so "booked" this month. One of the producers admitted, privately, that "booked" actually means everyone will be watching or going to the World Cup.

[Fritz]

Beware of the head butt thats numero uno in the arsenal of the drunken Brit...Use a little Chin Na on them and then break their kneecaps with a lead pipe....
if you
are lucky enough to have one with you at the time.