By the time you read this England will have kicked the shit out of Portugal and be on their way to the World Cup semi-finals. If by some freak chance, or because of a bent referee, they fail to advance... I shall be drunk for a week, so don't expect any posts. But don't worry, there's no danger of that. EEEEENNNNNGGGGGLLLLLAAAAANNNNDDD!
I'll just park here 'til the game is over!