This just in from my Helsinki correspondent… Hot favorites for the Eurovision Song Contest… Quite possibly the world’s dumbest competition whose previous winners have included Abba and Celine Dion… So you know it’s fucking bad… Are Finish group Lordi. A heavy metal bunch of guys that dress up like zombies and mummies and generally rotting dead people. Apparently as they play they set fire to slabs of meat and wield chain saws that spout blood. Way to go Lordi! Half of Finland thinks they’re great; the other half just continues to get shit faced and eat giant pickles. Usually, I don’t fucking care, but I would love to see these guys going up against the same old accordion playing, lederhosen wearing and bloody yodeling schmucks who usually represent countries with a name you can't pronounce and a population of less than 50… Go Lordi!!!
Looks like the O&M creative department back in the 80's at 3.00AM the night before a big pitch after Bill had come in and bollocked everyone!