Who is the fucking greatest???

Who needs to win the “Battle of the AdBlogs” when you are about to become a TV Star? Listen to this…  Friday I get an email, out of the blue, from an NBC producer who asks me if I can do an interview about advertising on Tuesday’s edition of “The Today Show!” Straight off, I assumed “The Poisoned Dwarf” was trying to get back at me and fuck with my head! But, when I Googled the producer guy… He was for real! So, I talk to him on the phone and it’s all happening. OK, I don’t get to hobnob with Katy Couric, ‘cos they will tape it here in Boise on Monday morning, then on-line it to New York to air on Tuesday. But, that’s OK, because this is the beginning of my campaign to get Donny banned from TV for the rest of his pathetic life… Shit, who wouldn’t rather listen to me than that fucking blowhard. Besides I’m more modest. Just ask anyone who knows me… No, on second thoughts, take my word for it. So get your arse out of bed early on Tuesday and watch it, or Tivo, or tape it if you have to work. But, do not miss my pearls of wisdom. I just hope to hell, Bush doesn’t invade Iran at 7.05 AM and I get bumped. Naaahhh, he wouldn’t dare!

Shit, I've been working out for months, 'cos I heard this Parker guy is real hot. Now they tell me they're taping him in Boise! Where the fuck is Boise?

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[makethelogobigger]

I worship at the alter of AdScam.

Free plug baby, free plug!

George, this is your 60-1 winner coming outta' nowhere baby! On Tuesday morning, if you don’t put in a plug to have people vote for you at battle of the ad blogs, I will have lost all faith.

Just don’t use the words ’Matt Lauer’ and ’blow’ in the same sentence, and you’re golden.

;-p

[bob]

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