Just two days ago TiVo, the company who invented a product that would allow the unwashed masses of America to skip over the abysmal TV commercial crap they are subjected to while watching the abysmal TV programming they are subjected to while chowing down on the microwaved nachos they are subjected to while watching WrestleMania Smackdown... Gasp... Has now come up with the world's most ridiculous, reverse engineering fuck up of all time... Gasp. Striking a deal with Ad Behemoths, Interpublic, Omnicom, Publicis and other assorted ad wankers... You can now search for ads - via keywords (categories or brands) that you might be interested in! Hello... Even though I've spent the best part of my life as a well paid 'Ad-Ho," right now, I can't think of a single TV ad I would program my TiVo to search out for me. In the words of TiVo CEO and President Tom Rodgers, "we're flipping the dynamic." Listen Tom baby, the only thing you're flipping here is the bird, to all those people who used to think cutting the shit out of the programs they wanted to watch was a good idea... Actually searching for the shit to put back in, is the world's dumbest idea!
And they all work for TiVo!