The Hilton Hotel account is up for review. Management has stated that they want to reenergize the brand by "Reinforcing rigid standards, deliver innovative products and services, and connect with travelers in bold and relevant ways." Guys, instead of going through the mind numbing process of a full blown agency review, why not keep it in the family. Get Paris to do a few spots in the vein of her epic Carl's Jr. soft porn commercial. Think of it... Every guest gets their car washed by Paris in her "Suds-Only" outfit. Plus, she does an after midnight room service delivery of giant burgers with "All the trimmings." Man, that's rigid enough for me!
Would you like it waxed Sir?