OK, we are now having to live through another wanky Advertising Week in New York, where douchenozzles pontificate on how fucking great they are to the assembled churls who have paid big bucks to listen to them. Up on Monday, Miles Nadal, CEO of wannabe BDHC, MDC who told us that he has created a culture where people are allowed to fail and “pursue the art of the impossible.” This from the guy who has stacked the board of MDC with arse lickers who are encouraged to vote him bigger and bigger pay rises, ‘cos otherwise, they will fail and be fucked. Up next, Sheryl Sandberg, leaning in as she smashes through the glass ceiling to demand equal rights for multi-millionaire women who are discriminated against. She pointed out that only 3% of Creative Directors in the US are women. And now General Mills has just appointed a male Creative Director. So, the fuckers passed over Betty Crocker, leaving her in the kitchen, barefoot and pregnant!
Fuck glass ceilings. Have you seen these shitty floors?