Sticking with my WPP meme, what’s a meme, by the way? Business Insider recently published a list of “The 16 richest people in advertising, ranked by income.” Guess what? Surprise, surprise, the Poisoned Dwarf heads the list, trousering a paltry $87 million for flying round the world giving speeches. Coming in at number 9, Kevin “I always wear black” Roberts at a pathetic $4.4 million. As he recently got axed for doing a Trump on sexism. This means he will have to shell out for his five star hotels when flying around the globe to attend rugby tournaments. No more Saatchi tab for you Kev!
Personally, I think I'm worth every penny!