News on Sunday that Malibu Run, rum that tastes like it was made from dog shit coming out of the real end of feral dogs running around in some exotic South American jungle… When it was actually made by South American “Artisans,” when they weren’t brewing up Peruvian Marching Powder. Gasp… Back to the IoT bullshit. “Malibu Rum Launches Connected Bottles to Deliver Consumer Content.” I have no fucking idea what this is about. So, what else is new???
Oh right. The Iot means the "Internet of Tripe!"