Remember Steve Job’s yacht? I posted about it nearly three years ago… As I pointed out, from the back it looks like a giant slab of cheese. Not surprising when you realize it was designed by Fucktard Philippe Starck, and everything he designs is shit. When I used to travel a lot... I refused to stay in any of his hotels. All designed for trendy twats with more money than brains. Funny thing is, everything in the room has a price tag on it, including the door key. Why the fuck would I want to buy a hotel door key? Anyway, AdScamer Bob points us in the direction of a video featuring the yacht – Venus – Which we are told sails the world’s oceans with a fixed crew of 22. Doing what, I wonder… Selling Philippe Starck tchotchkes?
He also does incredibly ugly motor boats. This one looks like it came into the jetty a bit too fast!