In less than 24 hours the Super Bowl of Bowling Bollocks will commence. Actually all the pre-game bullshit, via social media, has been going on for weeks. So there’s not much point in watching, is there? Nevertheless, hordes of douchenozzles will be out blowing their minimum wage salaries on Nachos and Nuns Piss so they can turn into zombies whilst watching a game with sixty minutes playing time that will last all fucking day, only to be interrupted by really banal, uber expensive TV spots that everyone has seen umpteen times on social fucking media. Is this a great country or what?
Hey bitch, howdya like that yardage?