So… To start your week off right, here is AdScam’s “Capitalism Update.” Unless you were living on the other side of the Moon, you are no doubt aware that Alibaba’s IPO on Friday made Facebook’s IPO look like a fucking clown car. Yes indeed, all those communists came to New York to have their arses kissed by the capitalist swine of Wall Street. I know Gordon Gecko said “Greed is Good,” but am I the only one who sees how fucking weird this whole situation is becoming. So, Alibaba is now worth a hundred billion, gazillion dollars… And I’m still waiting for some genius to tell me exactly what the fuck they do. Yes, I know it’s Google, eBay, Yahoo, Amazon, The Church of Scientology and Kim Kardashian Goes To Hollywood, all rolled into one… But it’s beginning to smell increasingly like the final glory days of the dot com implosion fifteen years ago. Remember how many millions the BDA’s had to swallow back then? As Zippy the Pinhead would say… “Nah!”
Yeah, that's the evil "Commie" flag flying at the New York Stock Exchange on Friday!
Thank God... Captain America to the rescue!