In the uber you can’t make this shit up category, news today that Carly Fiorina might just be considering running against Hillary “Godzilla” Clinton for the Presidential spot in 2016! I mean, c’mon, give me a fucking break. This is the woman who fucked up Hewlett Packard, then walked with a $34 million Golden Parachute that included a two year service contract for her laptop worth a humungous $42. Then ran for the US Senate in 2010, and got her fucking clock wiped clean… However, Fiorina made a trip last week to New Hampshire, which holds its primary first. She was there to promote “Unlocking Potential,” or “UP” for short, her new political action committee that aims to engage women in politics and boost their interest in Republican candidates. Carly, Just fuck off and join ex-governor Palin on the loser, who knows least and lost most pantheon!
Yeah. POTUS, fits me well. You wanna fucking argue?