As you all well know… The future will be dictated by data, uber technology, the Internet of Nozzelry, or whatever… So, how the fuck do you explain that the FBI, over the last two months, has been unable to unlock encrypted data on a cell phone that belonged to the terrorist couple who killed 14 people in San Bernardino on Dec. 2? I mean, they can find that picture of your arse you Xeroxed in high school. Why the fuck are we funding these douchenozzles for billions to make lame excuses?
Sieg ya... Das FBI ist Kaiser-Nozzles!!!