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Hope Solo turns into Der Trumpf!

So, red hot favorites, the US women’s soccer (that’s football to the rest of the world) team got knocked out of the Olympics by Sweden. US goalkeeper, Hope Solo, who failed to stop the decisive penalty kick, justified this be saying… "I think we played a bunch of cowards. The better team did not win today. I strongly believe that. I think you saw American heart. You saw us give everything we had today." Yeah, dead on Hope, those fucking Swedish wankers… They won… But fuck, they are cowards. You have to love this from Sweden’s coach… Stick that up your arse, Hope!

Some cowards are hotter than other cowards!

Kev’s “64 Shits.”

I just got an email from Amazon pimping some business books I might be interested in… Ya know, the usual shit… The 12 marketing secrets of the Kalahari Nomads.” “Who moved Hitler’s cheese?” “Der Trumpf lessons in shit house rat craziness.” And guess what? Fucking “Lovemarks.” Who in their right mind would buy that? By the way, his new book “64 Shots” has only been out a few weeks and it’s tanking on the Amazon sales list.

Better yet, get "Kate's 43 secrets to sexy success."

What’s in a fucking word?

Interesting piece in AdAge by Eric Mower, that takes a different view on Kevin “I always wear black” Robert’s disastrous Business Insider interview. Whilst admitting that Kev’s sexist remarks were outrageous, he also brings up his use of the word “Fuck.” As he puts it… But I wonder about the four-letter word. Any debate about that? Even any notice? Was the F-word necessary to make the point? Fuck yes… I have to admit I use the word “Fuck” very rarely, saving it for when I am pissed off at something… Which is all the fucking time. Anyone who doesn’t like it… Can Fuck Off! I feel better now!

He's fucking right!

I am being attacked… Who me?

Every now and again I get messages from wankers pretending to be Oracle, Facebook, Microsoft etc, etc… Telling me I’ve been hacked and have to call a Taiwanese telephone number to get my system back on line. Usually, I just ignore them. Today I’ve had one a few times that actually freezes up my system. But, being a clever old fucker, I just reboot my computer, and it goes away. I suppose one way of looking at it is that because I am so popular… I am a prime target. Fuck, yes!!!

Not to mention being...

Rich Bitch Gets Richer!

Arriana “Daaaaarling” Huffington is calling it a day at the Huffington Post and going off to start a new thing called “Thrive.” This will be a site dealing with how to start something from nothing, flog it for billions, then fuck off and do it all over again. Actually, I just made that up, but it's my blog OK? I fully expect that Thrive will operate on the same business principles as HuffPo… In other words not paying contributors. Years ago, I did several pieces for HuffPo and wondered when I was going to get paid… I was told I should consider it a privilege to have my shit published on their wonderful site… I told them to fuck off… I am an Ad Ho, remember?

When Arriana was growing up!

This you have to see!

My good mates Jeff Goodby and Rich Silverstein have just launched yet another anti Der Trumpf ad (at their own expense) kicking the shit out of this megalomaniac, fourth grade communicator, UbersturmbanngruppenTrumpenfuehrer. Sorry, I get carried away every time I write about this travesty of a public figure, who could possibly end up as POTUS, and destroy the entire fucking planet… Arrgh… Time for a drink!!!

Der Trumpf said hispanics hate cats and Hillary love cats!

Old media fucks new media!

Following on from my post of yesterday about Facebook’s decision to fuck social mediatards up the arse… News today that P&G, the universe’s biggest fucking advertiser, has decided not to blow any more money on highly targeted Facebook ads that apparently aren’t worth the big bucks. Instead they are just going to buy run of the mill blanket social media advertising. Oh, and they’re going to spend even more on old media… Ya know TV and print and shit like that. The stuff that was supposed to die years ago.

Heil Fuhrer! 

God – Jobs Nails it!

Just the other day I posted about Peter Thiel’s Frankenstein like investments in blood swapping technology that would enable rich old fuckers to live forever. Here’s more of his beliefs… "The way people deal with aging is a combination of acceptance and denial. They accept there is nothing they can do about it, and deny it's going to happen to them."  The wanker has not only funded anti-aging and longevity research, but is also taking steps to live to 120, his stated goal. He takes human growth hormone and has said he will participate in cryonic freezing upon his death.  Fellow weirdo billionaire, Larry “Ninja” Ellison, Oracle's Obersturmbannfuhrer, also wants to live forever through the Ellison Medical Foundation. He, too, appears to maintain an almost childlike rage about accepting death. "Death makes me very angry; it doesn't make any sense to me. Death has never made any sense to me. How can a person be there and then just vanish, just not be there?" The final word is best left to GodJobs, who once said… “Death is very likely the single best invention of life. It is life's change agent. It clears out the old to make way for the new."

Listen to the children of the valley!

 

 

Facebook fucks you… Again!

Facebook is making the HTML of its web ads indistinguishable from organic content so it can slip by adblockers. But in exchange for taking away this option for controlling ads from people, it’s allowing them to opt-out of ad targeting categories and Custom Audience customer lists uploaded by advertisers. This means that while web adblockers may no longer work, they can visit their Ad Preferences settings to block ads from particular businesses. In other words, you will be required to list every individual ad you want to block. Good job there’s twenty four fucking hours in the day!

Take that for blocking my ads, you little douchnozzle! 

Apple goes for the plastic Gold!

More thrilling news for Appletards… The world’s most orgasmic company is currently crashing Samsung’s Olympics party. Samsung is mobile phone sponsor of the Rio Games and sells its handsets exclusively to hundreds of thousands of visitors flocking to Olympic venues – but Apple is tempting some of them outside with its own unofficial Games merchandise. It is using an Apple Store close to the main Olympic park as the sole outlet for special-edition Apple watch bands.  These do not feature the Olympic rings or the word “Olympics”, which are for the exclusive use of sponsors. Instead, they come in a choice of 14 national team colors, including the United States and Canada. A Brazil-themed nylon band was close to selling out this week. So there you have it… Apple Watch bands in garish colors are big at the Olympics. Fuck all those medals and shit!

How fucking cool is that? GodJobs would kill ya!