You know that Larry “Ninja” Ellison bought himself an island in Hawaii a couple of years ago… Well apparently he also bought himself an airline… “Island Air.” Now there’s news this weekend that by mistake, the airline sent out $4,000 bonuses to its pilots which weren’t due to be paid out until next year. Now the airline wants the pilots to give the money back. The bonuses went to about 45 pilots and amounted to less than $180,000. This is less than Larry makes in a fucking day. C’mon you mean fucker, let the pilots keep it. According to Forbes, you are currently worth $51.8 fucking billion and have giant yachts and shit coming out of your arse. Jesus, how much do you need?
Suck my cock, you pilot fucker!