I laughed like a fucking drain when I read the news that Nike is probably up to its elbows in the FIFA bribery scandal. Apparently many TBE’s (Thick Brown Envelopes) were passed under the tables of some of Switzerland’s finest hotels in order to “win” the Brazilian World Cup kit contract for the next few hundred years. Best of all was the comment from Nike Uber Fuhrer, Phil “Chinese kids work for rice” Knight … "Nike believes in ethical and fair play in both business and sport..." Oh fucking yes, this from a guy who has never hesitated to have sex maniacs, maid rapists, dog killers and drug fiends on the payroll. Ethics my arse!
I am shocked Mr. Knight... Truly shocked. Next time I shall expect at least double the usual amount!