With the news that Subway has appointed BBDO as its new AOR, obviously the agencies first task will be to sink the memory of Spokes-Fucktard Jared deeper than the Titanic. As BBDO has enjoyed the reputation of being the ad biz’s number one “Star Fucker” for years, I look forward to a campaign of well seasoned and suitably tarted up spots featuring such reliable troopers as Cindy Crawford, Jason Alexander and Michael Jordon, grinning like churls as they cram “foot longs” into their pie holes. Oooops, sorry “Sandwich Orifices.”
Fuck sandwiches. I do "Foot Long" lines!