In its never ending quest to scrape the bottom of the barrel for Kmart, FCB Chicago’s “Adventure Team,” headed by Todd Tilford, has out-shit its “Shit My Pants” classic with its brand new “Pay in Store” spot. With giant fucking sub-titles (Why) It’s a mash-up of a Bonny Tyler video and Kubrick’s “Eyes Wide Shut,” it features a woman running through gothic interiors past multiple mask wearing fucktards with tablets duct taped to their heads. She has repeated orgasms over such desirables as blenders and vacuums. Tapping the screens, she orders these treasures… And here is the amazing hidden climax to this fucking masterpiece of the cinematic arts… She then has to change out of her ball gown, scrub off her gothic make-up, drive to the mall, go into her local Kmart… And pay cash for her purchases. Is this a break-through in retailing, or what? Jesus… The “Adventure Team” never lets me down!
That shouldn't come as a surprise!