Now that England has bombed out of the Rugby World Cup, Kev “I always wear black” Roberts has switched his allegiance to the New Zealand team, otherwise known as the “All Blacks” ‘cos, even though he was born in Preston, Lancashire, he actually became a citizen of New Zealand when, whilst living there, he was attracted to the Maori habit of sticking your tongue out at an opposing warrior before chopping their head off. None of this makes sense to me. But fuck, you have to tip your hat to a guy that can convince Saatchi to put him up in a $1200 a night suite at London’s Bulgari hotel. Double Lovemarks Kev!
Room Service Kev?