You do realize that it is the twenty fifth anniversary of the invention of the World Wide Web, don’t you? Yes, without which you would not be enjoying the coruscate charms of “AdScam” every day. I know, before all you TechTards jump all over me, the Web is not the Internet, but is something that makes the Internet what it is today… Something which has allowed Silicon Valley pre-pubescent douchenozzles to become billionaires, and teen wankers to kill themselves as they surf through their idiot friends “selfies” whilst driving. The most amazing thing about the WWW, though, is that Sir Tim Berners-Lee, who basically invented it, never made a penny directly from it. He’s probably done OK from speaker’s fees and shit like that, but if he had made it a proprietary system, he could have made ZuckerNozzle look like a fucking pauper.
Tim was always somewhat of a precocious child!